Preview... after nearly 5 years of failed production...
Man: You carry my seed within you.
Woman: Mm-uh.
Man: Let me gaze upon my work.
Woman: Wonderful job.
Man (to seed): You better be a boy.
Scene from Alien, no wait, scene from our life.
Coming 11-10-09
Posted by Hoss.Rose.MiniB at 11:45 AM 9 witticisms
Bobaliscious: What day is it?
Rosie: May 5th
Bobaliscious: Hmm, May 5th.
Rosie: Hey Bob, what day is it? (Because this is what I do, ask people with dementia to tell me what day it is every time I see them because I want them to be oriented, but does it really matter? NO. The best is when they say, why do you keep asking me that, there is a calendar right over there.)
Bobaliscious: What, do you think I am that senile that I don't even know what day it is!? It's Wednesday! (actually, it's Tuesday)
Rosie: Hey Bob, did you know it is Cinco de Mayo
Bobaliscious: Cinco de Mayo? Well it's a big day for the Chicanos! And a big day for the Mexicans! I'll tell you what a real holiday is, St. Patrick's Day, now that's a big day for the Irish. We have a big parade, and I'm telling you it's the best party you ever saw.
Rosie: I bet it is. Hey, Bob, what day is it?
Bobaliscious: Wednesday.
Posted by Hoss.Rose.MiniB at 7:58 PM 3 witticisms
