We just spent a whirlwind of a weekend totaling 1315 miles of car travel in 36 hours, but more on that later. Our weekend ended with Hoss' mum n' pop following us home to Denver and among other things taking us out for an amazing breakfast at IHOP (I ate mine in less than 5 minutes), at which time what I am calling "The Incident" took place.
The Location
The hostess had just seated us at our table and the following occurred:Hostess: Are you pregnant?
Rose: Yup (I thought I was at the point that people really don't have to ask, but I guess it is still questionable).
Hostess: It's a boy.
Hoss: Yes!
Hostess: Ah, you are the father?
Hoss: Yes, this is my wife.
Hostess: You are married?
Hoss: Yes
Hostess: You don't look married.
Hoss: Really?
Hostess: You look single.
Hoss: How does that look?
Hostess: You look like you are having too much fun to be married.
Uhh, was she hitting on my husband in front of his pregnant wife and his parents? Or insinuating that I looked boring? I don't know, but Hoss enjoyed flaunting his single look the rest of the day, and I guess I need to be harder on him so no other chicks mistake him as having too much fun and being single when I am not around to set them strait!
7 witticisms:
HAHAHAHAAA! I think it's a compliment to YOU...he's having so much fun being married to you that he just oooooozes it all over the place!
The only person who's ever said anything to The Hub about his married looks was our friend Tyra. She saw our engagement picture and said, "Huh. You look so young around the eyes in this picture!"
Oh wait. And then there were the female dentites who hit on him via Facebook texting at a conference... so what's he supposed to believe?
Tell Hoss to keep on lookin' like he's having too much fun to be married--it's a good reflection on you! (Although I guess it could be the lack of cultural events that keeps him looking so fun...)
Great, great story. Sorry for writing a novel.
(PSitsagirl)
I agree. Totally a compliment for you.
Lil'Mil is right! My question is how much of a tip did you leave this girl?
LOL that is pretty funny, your leash must not be tight enough on him.
she should have seen him before the bords then maybe she would have been hitting on you...
Nice...I don't think you're boring. I just think she needs to be punched in the face. She must have a bad idea of what "married" looks like. Good job makes all us old maids look good!
Too much fun to be married? Man, I didn't realize marriage was supposed to suck so much!
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